Top 10 Retirement Gifts for Women Funny UK – Self-Stick Notes

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1. Boxer Gifts

Boxer Gifts Old Age Past-It Notes | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa

Boxer Gifts - Who am i? what am i doing here? – find yourself asking these questions? memory like a goldfish? sorry to break it to you, christmas or secret santa, retirement, 50th or 60th birthday, these past-it notes ensure that you never forget essentials such as ‘get washed’ and ‘put your teeth in’ ever again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, you old git but you’re losing your marbles! Grab your past-it notes and never forget your essentials again! Never forget your essentials – perfect formulated and designed for old gits, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! .
BrandBoxer Gifts
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts
Part NumberBB1005

2. This Might be Wine

11 Oz, Funny Retirement Gag Christmas Gifts for Family Mom Dad Women Men, Retired Schedule Calendar Office Coffee Mugs for Coworker Ceramic Cups

This Might be Wine - Exquisite fashion, easy-grip with handle, capacity11 Oz, suitable for hot and cold drinks. Great holiday or birthday gift for your best friend, brother, boss, wife, uncle, dad, mom, sister, grandpa, grandma, aunt, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend.

Can be used for home and office. This represents an affordable novelty they will appreciate for years. Strong, ceramic construction, 100% pure white ceramic with money back guarantee. Humorous and happy gift for retired friends, nurse, dental hygienist, Colleagues and Bosses of All Professions including Teacher, Dentist, librarian, Firefighter, Army, Doctor, Post & Police Officer, Police Man and Woman. Christmas gifts funny coffee mug dishwasher and microwave safe, printed on both sides.
BrandThis Might be Wine
ManufacturerMother's Day and Father's Day Coffee Mugs Gifts

3. mug-tastic

I'm Retired Now Go and Ask Somebody Else, Funny Retirement Gift, Ceramic Coffee Mug

mug-tastic - High quality ceramic Coffee Mug with black handle and insides. Hand decorated in the UK by AMC Photographics. 11 ounce 312ml capacity. Design is on both sides of the mug. Dishwasher and Microwave Safe.
ManufacturerAMC Photographics
Height8.2 cm (3.23 Inches)
Length9.5 cm (3.74 Inches)
Weight0.34 kg (0.75 Pounds)
Width8.2 cm (3.23 Inches)
Part NumberAM9-F88-41H


RED OCEAN Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Funny Rhyme Wooden Plaque Gift Retirement Sign Present, Wood, 20x1x10 cm

RED OCEAN - Order yours Now! Made in England. Wooden plaque size: 200 x 100 mm approx. Material: fsc Certified Ply Wood. Style: rustic / Shabby Chic. Ready to hang.
ManufacturerRed Ocean
Height20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Length10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.05 kg (0.12 Pounds)
Width1 cm (0.39 Inches)
Part NumberRO-2764


Under New Management MG0008, Retirement Gifts for Women Men, Christmas Secret Santa Xmas, Mugs Cups Presents Ideas Coffee Tea

MIPOMALL - Mugs come carefully packed to prevent breakage in SHIPPING. Mipomall delivers the highest quality customiZED mug. So what are you waiting for? Click the button and get your amazing mug while supplies last. These mugs are made from the highest grade ceramic, the designs are printed on both sides of mug and sublimated in the UK. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

6. Print4U

The Legend has Retired BBQ Cooking Funny Novelty Apron Pink

Print4U - Perfect for barbeque's Parties Birthday And Christmas Presents Fully Machine Washable. Great gift idea for that Chef Or Cook In Your Life. One size :height: 33 inches width: 23 INCHES. All orders received before 3pm get dispatched 1st class same day or next working Day At The Latest Mon -Fri - Amazon's delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER. 100% customer satisfaction policy.
Part Number5054120655379

7. Manta Makes

Manta Makes Chance made us Colleagues Fun and Laughter Novelty Wooden Hanging Heart Leaving Gift Plaque Work Friendship Sign

Manta Makes - Maybe you are shopping for personalised gifts for her? We have an extensive range of personalised items in our store. Manta makes produces personalised gifts such as plaques and mugs for friends, family, and colleagues.

The 10cm by 10cm hanging heart is made from premium walnut wood and expertly printed in the New Forest, United Kingdom, UK design and made. We also have an extensive range of Christmas decorations and special plaques. Collegues by chance friends by choice! let them know you will miss that special colleague when you share a gift and say goodbye at their leaving do! If you are looking for fun thank you gifts for women or funny birthday gifts for women at work, these lasting unusual gifts will suit women, men, teachers / female family members.

A wooden heart plaque which would make the ideal thank you gift. At under £10 pounds this plaque could be placed in a card/ present basket.
BrandManta Makes
ManufacturerManta Makes Limited
Height0.61 cm (0.24 Inches)
Length10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.04 kg (0.09 Pounds)
Width10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part Number Vifycim

8. banytree

Funny Retirement Gifts Gag for Women Men Dad Mom Humorous Christmas Retirement Coffee Mug Gift Retired Mugs for Coworkers Office & Family

banytree - Made of durable ceramic. C handle mug. High quality with both size printed. Microwave and dishwasher safe for your convenience. 11 oz. Package include 1 piece only.

9. Funny Mug

Retirement I'm Not Retired, Funny Mug Granny, I'm A Professional Granny, Gift Mug by Father Fox

Funny Mug - Everyone enjoys a cuppa, get them a mug to sip from. Hand crafted: all our mugs are designed and printed in-house using quality inks and a lot of love. The perfect gift idea: mugs are great gift ideas, so if you're struggling to find that perfect present, suitable for any occasion.

This means that when you get your product, you can stare at it lovingly knowing it was made with the utmost care. When it comes to washing it out, no worries, it can take it. Once you've finished your working life, retirement comes along and it's time to kick back and relax. Then you become a babysitter, entertainer and many many more things which in itself becomes it's own post-job job. Dishwasher and microwave safe: pop this bad boy in the microwave and you're gonna have no issue with cracking or shattering, meaning you can warm up as many cuppas as you want, stick it in the dishwasher, and even make cakes in it if you don't know, look it up.

Didn't think you'd get off that easily did you? This is the perfect gift for a grandparent who certainly plays their part, chef, carer, perfect for any occasion. Think of it as a custom bed made of cardboard that they can relax in on their journey through the postal system. They can also be used for other things too like storing pens in and temporarily housing goldfish although we don't recommend that. Unless you've got Grandkids that is.
BrandFunny Mug
ManufacturerFather Fox

10. Charmoly

Retirement Gifts for Women Best Friends Wife Mom Grandma Coworkers Boss Nurse Teachers Retirees Colleagues Work BFF Bestie Funny Birthday Retired Makeup Bag

Charmoly - Reusablegrocery cotton canvas purse bag case bag for daily use. Care hand wash, spot clean with mild soap and water. Gorgeous giftsheat transfer printing, Image print is bright and clear, smooth like leather felling & waterproof printing, vivid color.

100% cotton canvas16 oz material, the pouch feels very high quality. The printed funny saying “a wise women once said, hardy & durable, soft, "i’m outta here" AND SHE LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER” . The zipper is heavy duty and not cheap and flimsy. Size 9 ″ width x 7″ height x 2. 6″ bottom, a good size for a travel make up bag. Funny present to grandma, mom, wife, family, sister, auntie, female, nurse, doctor, best friends, daughter, teacher, boss, office, bff bestie, lover, coworker, employee, her, etc.
Height0.6 cm (0.24 Inches)
Length25 cm (9.84 Inches)
Width18 cm (7.09 Inches)
Part Number019